I recently bought a Thinsulate woolly hat and I have experienced a definite decrease in the urge to shed my skin and eat rats. It s great for stopping speed cameras from reading your thoughts too.
2007-11-25 09:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
I'm so glad you guys showed up I was starting to think I might be a bit nuts. Pass the rat.
2007-11-25 11:30:49 · update #1
I'm so glad you guys showed up I was starting to think I might be a bit nuts. Pass the rat.
2007-11-25 11:31:21 · update #2
The problem with just putting tin foil on your head is that your thoughts bounce off the ground and can then be read from space. You have to have tin foil on your shoes as well. Make sure you put the shiny side of the tin foil to the outside.
2007-11-25 09:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by ryan4069 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Step 1: Go to local grocery store and purchase as many rolls of aluminum foil as you can afford. Step 2: Tear off a sheet of the foil and wrap around head. Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you no longer believe in any of the following: 2012, Alien abduction, US Government being behind 911, The gunman on the grassy knoll, Bigfoot, Cold Fusion. Note: You should also notice a sharp decline in the urge to watch the E! network. Once step 3 is complete, you will be free of all of the government's and aliens' mind-control waves. They're working together, you know. ;) Warnings: It may take more foil than the strength of your neck can support - the free energy devices of the alien base on the far side of the moon can boost the signal to several petawatts of transmission power. You may feel a slight tingling sensation as the foil attenuates the signal. We strongly recommend that you leave air holes for continued access to oxygen. Do not taunt happy fun ball.
2016-04-05 22:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP THAT! It's actually precisely the opposite...the tin foil
serves as a giant microwave antenna attracting long vomitus medleys of songs only by Gilbert O' Sullivan, Barry Manilow, and Rab Noakes. The combination can put you into a coma, and when you wake up in the hospital, you'll hallucinate that you are being constantly surrounded by Morris men singing only Olivia Newton John medleys, so lose the foil for Chrissakes, for Moley, for...the children!!!
2007-11-26 23:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a common urban myth fed by the placebo somatic tendencies of the frail Suffolk psyche. What really happens is the signals from space take a while to oscillate through the aluminum molecules. When they finally break through, it could be devastating. You may shed your birthday suit in its entirety in the short span of just a single day, and your rat appettite . . . well, I don't even want to go there. Best let your brain be toasted by microwaves slowly. Eventually they will destroy your brain, but it's a slow process and you're more likely to get run over by a jaded strumpet in a horse and carriage.
2007-11-25 12:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It does work//Wow i have been getting transmitter coming Thur from Venus' so now i must go find some Reynolds tin foil' as the plastic wrap did nothing. hey what;s wrong with eating rat;s they have many vitamins in their feet and tail.
2007-11-25 10:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I heard you are being adopted out from the kennel as a Christmas present. Congratulations! Some people don't want a wrinkly, senile, old mug, but apparently all hope was not lost...
2007-11-25 09:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That tinfoil hat lining of yours is totally outdated.
Teflon hyper space foil from Tesco is all the rage now.
It can slow or even stop light if you use it in absolute zero.
Actually everywhere YOU go is absolute zero degrees –273.15 °C.
2007-11-25 09:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that it stops mind reading but it sure does make for some snazzy holiday accessorizing!
A diaper and then smear yourself with grabage and you've got one hot look!
2007-11-25 09:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So i'm not crazy! you discovered it too! none of my friends would believe me when i told them that it got rid of my urges to chop my cat in to mincemeat and swirl her furry little remains in the toilet water before moving on to the neighbors cat. maybe we should go to the government and start an awareness program!!!
2007-11-25 10:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by ... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't Penny let you sleep in the shed anymore?
Come on it is near freezing this time of year.
2007-11-25 09:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋