"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while
the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making
it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the
table?"
"Uh huh, " "Sure, honey, " or "Yes,
dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.
"It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are
dead."
"We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to
drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner."
2007-11-14 23:06:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove
our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again."
"That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and
thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F
Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed
and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've
ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's
no big deal." Really means... "I have severed a limb, but will bleed
to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry
basket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "I sure hope I think of some reasons
pretty soon."
2007-11-14 23:07:41 · update #1
"I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me doing?"
"I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue
what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that
I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the
next days yelling at me."
"You look terrific." Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on
one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you." Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer,
the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "I'm lost. I have no idea where
we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."
"I don't need to read the instructions."
Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing
it up without printed help."
2007-11-14 23:07:59 · update #2
Ha ha! so funny and so true!! The other day I was talking to my boyfriend about something that had happened in work, and I realised he was NOT paying attention when I said 'and my manager screamed at me for a full ten minutes because I forgot to send the email' and he replied, 'oh that's good baby, they really should screen the emails before they send them out anyways'. tehe! Clueless boys!!! Star fo ya, mwah! :-)
2007-11-14 23:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 07:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 10.
2007-11-15 09:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 10/10 and a star
but u shouldn't let girls know that.
if my fiance saw this, she is gonna kill me.
lol ; )
2007-11-15 07:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny - LOL
2007-11-15 07:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good. if a bit offensive.
2007-11-15 07:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
way too long
2007-11-15 14:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad at all. lol
2007-11-15 07:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-15 07:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zzz...
2007-11-15 07:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋