Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University It made the
local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the
groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the
crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's family & to especially thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a
lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed
that this was his gift to ev eryone, & asked
them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
wedding & reception, & best of all,
trashing the bride's & his best
man's reputations in front of
300+ friends & family
members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card
"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommod ations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
What you do today, might burn
your *** tomorrow.
2007-11-14 21:22:28 · 20 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha,thats excellent.I want to meet the guy and shake his hand.
2007-11-14 21:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a nerd when.. every morning you try and levitate out of bed using the ‘Force’ your goldfish is named ‘Spock’ you think a girl is coming on to you when she asks you the answers to yesterdays homework you and your pals get together and talk about the ‘passes’ that chicks have made to you on the Internet among other items on your christmas tree, one was a floppy disk. you ring up the teachers on the weekend to ask what you’ll be doing on Monday you're birthday cake is the shape of a computer
2016-05-23 06:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by lara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny 9/10
2007-11-14 21:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless,lol, 10/10, * .
2007-11-14 21:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a star for this guy's great courageous behavior. Thank U.
2007-11-14 21:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by LOVE U 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Love it! Make it a commercial! XD x
2007-11-14 21:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, thats hilarious and totally awesome.Mastercard,lol
2007-11-14 21:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats interesting
ive never heard of this before
2007-11-14 21:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee i would love to have seen that. she deserves all she gets. lmao. good on him.
2007-11-15 01:15:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋