A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known
there was a good explanation "
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knock ed him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied... "Your horse called."
2007-11-14 21:20:37 · 21 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha! I like it! That was awesome! Tell me some more.
2007-11-14 21:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THats not bad 8/10
2007-11-15 05:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-15 05:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Dinodude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad
2007-11-15 07:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite a gud 1!
2007-11-15 05:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,Lol,Lol, 10/10, *, hilarious.
You see..........that's why men shouldn't lie to their women,cos sooner or later the woman will find out......and when she'll find out.........men better run for their lives.........haha.
2007-11-15 05:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ooooookayyyy..boooooooooo!
2007-11-15 05:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by bezsenný 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahaha, no one can outsmart the woman. man always slips up somewhere. thats good. real good.
2007-11-15 06:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke was on here two weeks ago
2007-11-15 05:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry better luck next time
2007-11-15 05:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋