Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious
healing program on TV.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be
healed, to put one hand on the TV and the other
on the body part they wanted healed.
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the
TV and the other on her arthritic hip.
Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand
on the TV and the other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust: "You just don't
understand, you old coot!
The purpose of this program is to heal the sick,
not raise the dead."
2007-11-14 21:19:36 · 22 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol,10/10, * .Hilarious.
2007-11-14 21:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-14 21:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by GoneAgain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it 9/10
2007-11-14 21:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. he understands well. he doesnt consider that it s dead already, just sick. thanks for the funny story. btw, what tv program is that? i think i need to watch and be healed also, lol
2007-11-14 21:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny. I hadn't heard it before either. That's a plus!
2007-11-14 21:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by bizzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat grew to become into very stable im so stealing that one to and sending it directly to all my friends!!have a famous guy or woman and a great day!! thank you 4 d snigger! *your cool* =)
2016-10-02 01:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I'm gonna show my mates
2007-11-14 21:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Dave Computer Cleaner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, good one.
2007-11-14 22:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that one before! made me smile, so have a star. x
2007-11-14 21:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grampa just needs a little viagra,and a younger woman that is not so cynical....
2007-11-14 21:43:17 · answer #11 · answered by charlottecntyguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋