No offence on this, A bit funny? Only women who knows its all lies will read this and have a laugh?

Question

How many men does it take to open a beer?
> > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> > probably never be able to support you.
> > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> >
> > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
> > stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> > pressure.
> > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> > at the front door, who do you let in first?
> > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you have let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> >
> > A woman who won't do what she's told.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > I married Miss Right.
> >
> > I just didn't know her first name was
> > Always.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> > drive by 90%.
> >
> > It's called a Wedding Cake.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Why do men die before their wives?
> >
> > They want to.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > Women will never be equal to men
> > until they can walk down the street
> >
> > with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
> > sexy.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
> > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> > Then God created Man and rested.
> > Then God created Woman.
> >
> > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------

Answer 1

The whole thing was funny.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

SOme of these are funny and new while others are very old... but at least I giggled-

Answer 4

Have people I know, been talking to you about me?

Answer 5

haha

Answer 6

some are funny. some are corny.

.xD

Answer 7

hahaha.

Answer 8

=D