There's a farmer nearby who's rumored to have 4 beautiful daughters.....
One by one, the boys show up at his house....
- 'Evening sir. My name's Lance, I'd love to take your daughter France to the dance...is there a chance?
Farmer looks at him up and down, thinks to himself -he's in the army, can't be all bad. ....allright.
Accepts under the condition he bring her back by midnight.
Second guy shows up.
Good evening sir, name's Blair, I'd like to take your daughter Claire to the fair, is she there?
Same deal, no worries, just no hanky panky and bring her back by midnight.....
Third guy :
Hi, I'm Ray, I want to take your daughter Faye to the play, is that okay??.....
- No funny stuff-back by midnight.....
-Yes sir!....
The forth bloke shows up
- Hi my name's Tucker.......
And the farmer shot him......
2007-11-14 20:50:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, but what do you mean by the rest?
That's the joke. There's no more.
You can make up more guys/names, not too difficult.
Like Terry, kerry ferry, I don't pick the cherry...
John, Brom to the Prom is she allready gone...
joe flo show can she go?
eddie betty jetty
2007-11-14 21:46:33 · update #1
omg thats awesome. lol have a star.
2007-11-14 20:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wish you wrote all of it but its funny anyway.
made me laugh.
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2007-11-14 21:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish you had written down the rest... :-(
2007-11-14 21:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad at all.
2007-11-14 23:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha....Brilliant!
2007-11-14 21:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Xerces 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋