2007-11-14 19:33:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
All right... That was the most nerdy question I ever saw here, and I have seen a lot! Boy... Okay let's see, you wanna mate (And that term purely suks donkey's) Talk to someone, make them feel special, be their friend, take them out two three times (In your case, don't worry if it goes upto a 100 or more!) and then poof, they will ah ahem.. do it with you... And for god's sake, never use that term again, if you keep on using them you probably won't get anyone...
2007-11-14 19:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Begin by flinging a handful of poop in the female's direction. Show an aggresive display of a mating ritual, usually involving a dance or movement of some kind. It would be helpful to spray your phermones around a bit. If your genetalia is engorged, flashing it in her direction is a traditional mating display. Show your teeth a lot. Beat your chest. Then turn around and point yer butt in her face. She will then pick bugs off of you and eat them. Mating may now begin.
Let me know how it works for ya
2007-11-15 03:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get money-->Buy cars and a house--->then approach people with low self esteem. The illusion of functional stability will bring you a mate.
2007-11-15 03:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by flesh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why? were you thinking of hitting them over the head and dragging them to your bed? you might consider forming a relationship and letting it lead to mating. or just go and buy. happy mating!!!!
9in whateva way you choose)
2007-11-15 03:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You let the person know. If the person is interested then you mate.
2007-11-15 03:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by Memory 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep doing favors for the lady you like, give her gifts, and pay for her expenses when she is with you. And if she accepts all these favors and gifts from you. Then she will feel obliged to you in terms of friendship. And this will most likely lead you to an intimate relationship with her.
2007-11-15 03:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?
Take her to dinner, buy her stuff, say nice things to her, listen to her, etc.
2007-11-15 03:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by RYO 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oyu have to get them in the mood bye like makeing out have some fun get them something nice
2007-11-15 03:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by james h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha mate
2007-11-15 03:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by gesejimneys87 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get married to them.
2007-11-15 03:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by drshorty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋