A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" on her left thigh just below the bikini line.
So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She replies, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
2007-11-14 18:47:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have another star that was good as well
2007-11-14 18:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by Trinity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 23:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaahahahha
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2007-11-15 10:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I extremely over-eat in the course of the holiday season; in difficulty-free words because I have a variety of of religious acquaintances who night meal for the duration of those circumstances. i'm no longer non secular, yet i trust in God. (no longer any of the gods of any of the guy-made prepared religions)
2016-10-24 06:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa...special treat comes between thanxgiving and christmas....hahaha
2007-11-15 14:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed a clever women ~ so today there is something for feast
2007-11-14 21:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star for you! CJ
2007-11-15 09:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-11-14 20:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by rendezvous_rama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! Another good and funny joke!
2007-11-15 01:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and cool
funny very funny
2007-11-14 22:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋