He laid her on the table,
So white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide -- he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
...And then he stuffed the turkey.
(And just what were you expecting??)
2007-11-14 18:43:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wasn't expecting that!!! It was great! Now everyone is going to wonder why I'm giggling when I stuff my turkey!!!!
2007-11-15 05:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So unhappy, ma. i'm extremely sorry. there has been alcoholism interior of each and every era of our kin. A lack of existence at 50, one at 40 5, virtually one at 17 (close to deadly twist of destiny at the same time as intoxicated). unusual element is all of us drink socially, very few have developed the ailment (so some distance) ... and definite, that's heartbreaking. One changed into seventy 5 years previous, yet otherwise healthful ... that human being did not even start up eating heavily until eventually retiring from artwork at age seventy one (boredom?) i wish that this loved one receives help now ... i do not imagine they comprehend that they are not in difficulty-free words harming themselves ... until eventually some type of remedy is sought. commonly, those who turn to alcohol are extremely depressed ... yet alcohol, being a depressant, in difficulty-free words makes that worse. it really is like a vicious cycle for those with the ailment.
2016-10-24 06:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! A good joke and wasn't expecting that. Someone has a dirty mind. Happy Thanksgiving!
2007-11-15 01:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Happy Thanksgiving!!
2007-11-15 03:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by friend4life3842 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe.
=]
2007-11-15 10:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ I think I got a dirty mind
2007-11-14 21:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ,have a star
2007-11-14 18:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Trinity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....Lol...... I was going wilder in my dreams..Good one buddy...And what a twist at the end... Turkey..... :))
2007-11-14 23:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
very funny
2007-11-14 22:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry..i know what's coming this time.....hehehehe..
2007-11-15 14:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋