A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
2007-11-14 18:30:55 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol,10, *, excellent joke.
I'm very sorry to admit ,jokes like this, really crack me up.
Good morning mechelle.
2007-11-14 20:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quiet Chip! Or I'll come at you like a spider monkey!
Jk, It took me 3 years to do a puzzle 1 time.
2007-11-15 02:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 06:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a smart blonde *
2007-11-15 05:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urgh!
2007-11-15 02:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-15 02:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, drinks are on them then, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-15 09:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard different version before.
2007-11-15 02:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by B-Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny =]
2007-11-15 03:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Meg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-15 02:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋