Q:what goes Cloppety clop clop clop....clop clop
BANG BANG BANG ~CLOPPETY CLOP CLOPPETY CLOPPETY CLOP CLOPPETY CLOP
A: A Mormon drive by shooting
2007-11-14 14:38:47 · 16 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AMISH~AMISH~AMISH~AMISH~AMISH
2007-11-14 17:56:48 · update #1
NOT~NOT~NOT~NOT~NOT~NOT~NOT
2007-11-14 17:57:46 · update #2
MORMON~MORMON~MORMON~MORMON
2007-11-14 17:58:20 · update #3
Dude, Mormons tend to ride bikes and they don't have a problem with using a Car when they need to. I think you have them confused with the Amish!
Also, do you know why the Amish drive horse and buggy? It is because they are less likely to kill someone in an accident. Killing someone is the worst possible thing you could do as an Amish person. I doubt a drive by shooting would even be a thought... Heck if it was, they could just drive the dang car.
2007-11-14 14:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
k i got two
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
2007-11-14 14:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by darknight33 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first person answering didn't get it because the answer is An AMISH drive-by shooting.
2007-11-14 14:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didnt you mean an AMISH drive by shooting since they still drive horse and buggys?
2007-11-14 14:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You said it wrong! It's not Mormon, it's AMISH!
2007-11-14 14:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by DWRead 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh you mean an amish drive by...
2007-11-14 14:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's sad and funny at the same time
2007-11-14 14:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by One moment can change everything 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't get it
But then again, people tell me i'm not all up there.
2007-11-14 14:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by Cheezy Fiesta♣ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very funny as in very funny.
2007-11-14 22:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
neigh lad.lol
2007-11-14 15:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋