One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"
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An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pus'sy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."
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2007-11-14 14:28:57 · 9 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
small giggle,,,,,,
2007-11-14 18:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 20!
2007-11-14 14:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first one comes better as a blonde joke, but they are both poor
2007-11-14 21:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get either one of those
2007-11-14 14:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get them...at all. Your a crappy comedian
2007-11-14 17:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kristen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smiled, but didn't actually laugh!
2007-11-14 20:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-11-14 14:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh
2007-11-14 14:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-14 15:01:29 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋