So, I wanted to be cool, so I went to the store and looked around for some food item that I thought would be a "cool" item. I was over by the meat aisle, and I saw it! Sirloin steak. So I bought the steak, and removed the price tag (with barcode) to my local tattoo parlor and told them I wanted the barcode for sirloin steak tattoo'd on my neck. Well, they did it. And after it was done, I went strutting around like a rooster, showing off my tattoo. Well, sometime later on, I went to Safeway, and I thought it would be funny to have the checkout lady scan my tattoo. She scanned it and it is the barcode for Earl Grey Tea. Dangit! I wanted to swing my stuff, and wear a black leather jacket, now I have strange cravings for crumpets and yesterday I caught myself saying "tut tut" for goodness sakes. Should I get this tattoo removed or just give in and become a mac wearing , tea drinking , crumpet eating , driving on the wrong side of the road kind of guy?
2007-11-14 14:10:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Tattoos
The hilarious ramblings of a slightly twisted mind. You always put a smile on my face.
(((8TM)) (in a very manly way)
2007-11-14 14:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Nah, just go to another store and scan yourself and become a can of chicken noodle soup. UPC's are store specific, SO, the bar code will represent something different in every store. Try Wal*Mart, You MAY come up as a HD TV. LOL
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-11-15 09:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I don't know where you get this stuff.
You don't have to admit that the tattoo is for Earl Grey Tea - you can be like one of those people that get chinese writing tattooed on them - they think it says "warrior" or something, but as a sick joke, the tattoo artist wrote "petty coat wearing pansy". Just lie, man.
And cream of beet soup? Gag....
2007-11-15 10:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Nea 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How long has it been since I told you this? "You're a nut!" LOL!
At least it's for a quality tea and not for a generic store brand. Or Cream of Beet soup. Ugh! ;))
2007-11-15 13:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by beano™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pish Posh!
That is rubbish! It is an honour to possess the barcode of ROYALTY! You are dubbed Sir T of Bag.
2007-11-15 13:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by The_Cookie_Goddess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy....where do you come up with these things!!!! I was force fed Earl Grey for years....bleh.
Remove it and get a tequila barcode tat instead :)
Agave juice rocks xP
2007-11-14 22:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
do anything necessary to avoid Cream of Beet. Anything.
your life may be at stake here
2007-11-14 23:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Captain Jean-Luc Picard is that you?
2007-11-15 01:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
At least you didn't end up being tampons or adult underwear.
2007-11-14 22:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
now thats comedy
2007-11-14 22:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋