Pls star if you like this one. Thx.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
2007-11-14 13:52:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO-- love it
2007-11-14 13:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Beautiful Disaster 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 09:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spoken like a true woman!
2007-11-14 16:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that!!!! lol!!!
See that's what he gets for thinking so much. Gonna sacrifice his wife for their safety. Now the shoe is on the other foot!!! lol
2007-11-14 13:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but a funny one.
2007-11-14 13:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by IV 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-11-14 13:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Brandolyn 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yay!!! I heard it before , but its still funny! :)
2007-11-14 14:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star for you
2007-11-14 14:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-14 13:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋