They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real.
2007-11-14 13:34:04 · 13 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMBO... OMG! LOL
2007-11-14 13:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by ~Can't Live Without You~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, you're wrong the perfect woman does exist. I see the perfect woman every day, and every where, and never get tired of seeing her/them, coz this planet is full of perfect women and I'm amazed at just how perfect they all are in their own unique way.
2007-11-18 05:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r sexist. The perfect man does not exist
2007-11-14 21:47:12 · answer #3 · answered by Grownee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! That's funny but I'm offended at the same time. What a strange position to be in?
2007-11-14 21:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
at first i thought the perfect man & women cuz nobodys perfect lol oh well at least i was close
2007-11-14 21:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Aleisha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, woman-basher.
2007-11-14 21:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that would explain why the car crashed
2007-11-14 21:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by brad k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahah very funny lol :)
2007-11-14 21:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha pretty funny!!, You gotta take it as it is..a joke!!!! lolI'm gonna tell my husband that one! Thanks
2007-11-14 21:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by v.n.d <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah
2007-11-14 23:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not the way I heard it! :)
2007-11-14 21:39:23 · answer #11 · answered by Gabby O 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋