A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
2007-11-14 13:28:31 · 22 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!!!
I like the play on words for Heimlich Manoeuvre!!
2007-11-14 13:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by ChameleonGirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 21:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao oh wow!haha that helped the woman alrighty!
2007-11-14 21:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by ~Can't Live Without You~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LM FU*KING AO. Very funny u get a star
2007-11-14 21:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I needed that tonight....thanks!
2007-11-14 21:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know I shouldn't think this... but that's pretty funny.
2007-11-14 21:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by buildmeupbuttercup 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.... Nice one...
Not all of us Aussies talk like that though ;)
2007-11-14 21:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by kimison_au 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i like this. funny
2007-11-14 21:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by GG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tastes like chicken!!!
2007-11-15 01:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by bgdadyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH yucky poo lol
2007-11-14 21:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋