1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
3) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
4) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
5) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
6)Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
2007-11-14 13:24:56 · 8 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Steve,
what is MY insane fun?
Prance into the office Christmas party in a black cape, singing... "How you do I see you've met my faithful handyman." the boss ALLAYS freeks as I pivot and start the first curious...
In accordance with the prophecy.
PennyAnn
Now. Lets see who gets that one. ROTFL
In accordance with the prophecy
2007-11-14 13:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
3 and 7
2007-11-14 21:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by kissmtbutt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 and 7
2007-11-14 21:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by Beautiful Disaster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 and 6
2007-11-14 21:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think 5 and 7 are funny
2007-11-14 21:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a funeral director who loves movies: I dress in my black suit and tie. Drive to the shooting range, and there do my favorite routines from "Pulp Fiction." IE: Ezekial 25:17; "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?", "Lucky for you, you found me in a transitional period"."..normally your *ss would be french toast by now." ETC. You won't believe what a great stress reliever that is!
Penny Ann - Great Rocky Horror Picture Show!!
2007-11-14 21:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Brother Chris 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like the 2
I would wear very funny cloths at a party from a person like u ....and stick a badge in front of shirt saying....BE WARE OF HUMOR.....OR JOKES.......
i can't tell u more because of cultural difference
2007-11-15 00:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definetley number 3
Then, nUmber 7
2007-11-14 21:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by ~Can't Live Without You~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋