5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys as she was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-11-14 13:20:59 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WoW! That is a good one!!! lol i swear this is the only good thing that happened to me today. =) thx 4 making me laugh.
2007-11-15 09:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Lina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness that was so silly. My husband told me something like that one before except it wasn't a tv or something I don't know... but you get the picture I'd ask him but that would mean I'd have to find him in this huge house (j/k I'm just lazy)
.... it was silly then and it's silly now..... lol
2007-11-14 13:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! Star .. For you ... after school ( 3:15 EST )
2016-04-04 01:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny
u should put more up = ]
2007-11-14 13:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Aleisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
you get a star for this one(:
2007-11-14 14:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice dude *starred*
2007-11-14 13:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ninja Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's funny :D
2007-11-14 13:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-11-14 14:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Bess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice
2007-11-14 13:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by Vanessa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋