2007-11-14 13:13:52 · 34 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Grippy!)))
Sorry 'bout the thumbs-down trolls, everyone. I haven't given a single one :)
2007-11-14 13:22:46 · update #1
if we get rapture grade sunglasses, we need rapture grade sunblock too....
2007-11-14 13:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
You can pack a snack, but it will stay here. Anyway, the trip will be too fast and there's a big feast at the end. You don't want to spoil your appetite before that, do you?
2016-05-23 05:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's going to put everyone into their own little box, and proceed to mail them to Heaven.
Postage rates are climbing higher and higher, though, so God is unsure about this plan right now.
2007-11-14 13:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don’t go into the light!
It’s a trick. Heaven is for the likes of Falwell, Bush, Hitler, and fundamentalist nitwits. If that is not Hell, then I cannot imagine what is.
2007-11-14 13:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have to buy your own. Only Walmart* will carry them and they will be offered for $695.00 starting at exactly 12 hours before the rapture. You can only pay for them with "RaptureCard"(TM), so make sure you apply for one soon!
*At participating stores only.
2007-11-14 13:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i dont believe in the rapture as people disappearing ,,,i believe in the coming of Jesus when '" every eye will see him"
and i think that youll be so happy to see our Jesus that you wont care about your eyes,,,,,,,
ps: he can give u new ones anyway!!!
2007-11-14 13:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by nina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im not against you or anything, but how will he supply the glasses to only the people who believed in him? Will it be laying on their bed? And what if they didn't have beds? Would it rain glasses? And wouldn't they break upon impact? Would some bad person try to steal it? Like i said, i have my beliefs and you have yours. Don't write bad things about me.
2007-11-14 13:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by zanga254 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, they will be provided, as well as Rapture-grade sunscreen!
2007-11-14 13:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Buddha13 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
in RAIDERS of the LOST ARK Indiana Jones said during the opening of the ark , for the girl to keep her eyes shut which he stated later he could of kept HIS open if he only had BEER GOGGLES
2007-11-14 13:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They will be provided but I didn't like the frames so I got my own thru amazon.com.
2007-11-14 13:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋