Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
Jeff walked into a bar and saw his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walked over and asked him what was wrong.
“Well,” replied Paul. “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replied Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” said Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” said Jeff. “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continued Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped “it” to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show”.
“Sensible” said Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” said Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
“I kicked her in the face.”
Star if you laughed! :)
2007-11-14 12:50:01 · 9 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAAAAA!!!!! IM STILL LAUGHING!!!! *starred*
2007-11-14 13:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ninja Time 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, out of 10 stars I give this one 15 stars
2007-11-15 02:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by slickrick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 12:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cant say i havent heard it before but ill give you a star :)
2007-11-14 14:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...i think ive heard it elsewhere, but it still makes me chuckle.
2007-11-14 12:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Evan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im gonna use it for sure
2007-11-14 14:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Polista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!! WHEN I READ THE "I KICKED HER IN THE FACE" I WAS LIKE WTF???? AND THEN I REMEMBER THE DUCT TAPE AND THEN I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE CRAZYYY HAHAH NICEEE!
2007-11-14 14:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by whtevr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! This was funny.
2007-11-14 13:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by jordan3263 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****************************
2007-11-14 14:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋