After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at thesky and tell me what you see"
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars"
"What does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful clear day tomorrow. What does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, some b****** has stolen our tent"
2007-11-14 11:27:08 · 14 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahah
2007-11-14 11:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that would have to be the best Sherlock and Watson joke i've heard (read).... I have one it's a little rude though...but here goes.... One day Watson was talking to Sherlock and Sherlock said to Watson... "Watson.... i really love you, you have been by my side for years now"... So Watson replies "well Sherlock i kinda love you too".... Sherlock says to Watson.... "go into the study and you will find a lemon on a plate, cut the lemon into quarters and wait for me there" Watson does as instructed, when Sherlock walks in and says... "drop your strides Watson and bend over my desk"... Once again Watson does as instructed... Sherlock then gets the lemon quarters and begins to squeeze the juice on Watson's bum then inserts the pulp and rind... Watson turns to Sherlock and states.... "i know you love me Sherlock.... but what are you doing man?" Sherlock replies.... "a lemon entry my dear Watson a lemon entry".......
2016-05-23 04:49:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elementary
2007-11-14 11:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what he means when he says elementary my dear Watson elementary! Watson was held back!
2007-11-14 16:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was probably published in the "Strand" magazine at the same time as the original stories... my word I heard that in School and I am OLD
2007-11-14 12:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 12:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one with some genius group of people....
2007-11-14 11:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
camponogically correct. lollollol
2007-11-14 11:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by raybbies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. one of the better ones on here.
2007-11-14 11:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's a really good joke!
2007-11-14 11:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Bess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋