A black man walked into a cafe early one morning and noticed that he is the only black person in there... As he sat down he noticed that a white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed in here! The black man replied... " When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I'm in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black and when I die I'm black!!! But You Sir... When you were born you were pink, when you're sick you turn green, when you stay in the sun you're red, when you're cold you turn blue and when you die you turn purple!! And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!" The black man turned around and the white man walked away!!
2007-11-14 11:18:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-14 11:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 06:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 11:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well as long as the british citizen pay the taxes . Any colour is welcome to be supported. lol. Why did you miss yellow.
2007-11-14 11:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you trying to say black people are not welcomed
2007-11-14 11:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-11-14 11:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that funny lol
2007-11-14 11:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by REBECCA M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyyy
2007-11-14 13:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Isabella my precious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it so many times
2007-11-14 11:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is so true! lol
2007-11-14 11:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by lacrosse lover<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋