2007-11-14 11:01:16 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I haven't seen Bruce Almighty. Maybe I should.
2007-11-14 11:05:18 · update #1
if God needed that to happen it would!
2007-11-14 11:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by Seeno†es™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God parted the Red Sea, not Moses- and if He wanted and/or needed to part traffic He could, because He is God. I really do believe He parted traffic for me one day, when a person sped by me and turned right in front me and spun around and I had to without looking pull over into another lane to avoid colliding. Guess what no one was in that lane. The freeway was busy So yeah, He can!!!
2007-11-14 11:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
of course.. haven't you ever watched Bruce Almighty? HE could part traffic
2007-11-14 11:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by The Shadow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. When riding my motorcycle in traffic, I sing little chants to myself. The traffic seems to disappear and I get a big space to ride in.
I do the same thing in my car. And my daughter has frequently been amazed at how I "Jew" the traffic away.
Those who don't follow the Torah can't stand to be in the presence of those who do. This goes for rush hour traffic, too.
2007-11-14 11:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Gershon b 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Holy crap, I wish I could do that. Heck, I'd settle for the ability to force people plunking along in the passing lane to merge into the right lane with slower traffic, where they belong...
2007-11-14 11:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody can part rush hour traffic.. it is out of control..
2007-11-14 11:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't Moses that parted the Dead Sea. GOD parted the sea.
GOD bless
2007-11-14 11:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by Exodus 20:1-17 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think he had rush hour traffic in his day.
2007-11-14 11:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Noel J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moses rocks, was there anything he couldn't part? :)
http://www.nextwave.hu/moses02.jpg
2007-11-14 11:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by James Melton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try to get him to ride shotgun with me during my commute!
2007-11-14 11:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by Catherine V. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if the Egyptians were after his *** he could even push your fat *** out of the way. joking.
2007-11-14 11:05:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋