1. put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl .
2. pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3.in one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. you may need to stand on the lid.
4.the cat will self aggitate and make ample suds. never mind the noises that are coming from the toilet,the cat is actually enjoying it.
5.flush the toilet three or four times.this provides a power wash and rinse.
6. have someone open your front door.be sure their are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7.stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8.the cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9.both the toilet and the cat will be sparkly clean.
sincerly,
THE DOG
2007-11-14 10:56:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOOOOOOOO! Not the cat!!!!!
I'm a cat lover. But it's still pretty funny; WARNING: DO TRY AT ALL
2007-11-14 11:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Bess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 11:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats based on a monolauge ive done several times but the monolagues a bit different, I've loved it then and now as much as I love your joke.... which is a lot
2007-11-14 11:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by Unseen-and-Unheard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, pets don't ya just love em, pmsl hun
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2007-11-15 01:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can i get me a clever dog like that?
2007-11-14 11:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG its funny
2007-11-14 10:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-14 11:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahahaaaaa....nice one honey....pmsl.
2007-11-14 13:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
they would vvvvv me if I wrote it. LMAO
2007-11-14 11:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by BLUE ROCK 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww!!
who would do that to their cat?!?
but other thana that...hilarious
2007-11-14 11:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by luvbunni12394 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋