2007-11-14 10:49:55 · 21 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Quailman, you seem to have made the erroneous assumption that I have a functioning brain lol :)
2007-11-14 10:55:00 · update #1
(((queenofyack)))
2007-11-15 05:49:41 · update #2
(((sherl, emma and ELJ)))
2007-11-15 05:51:22 · update #3
be free, young monster, be free! now you can slam the door in the faces of door-to-door witnesses, walk around the house naked........ eat fish on friday
2007-11-14 12:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by bad tim 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you believe that Jesus died on the Cross for you, bearing all your sins, that God rose Him from the dead three days later and confess the Jesus is Lord? All it takes is that belief and a prayer of confessionasking Jesus to come and live in your heart. I'd also find a good BIble teaching church so you can grow spiritually too!
2007-11-14 10:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by Seeno†es™ 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Celebrate!
2007-11-14 12:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have the right to be whatever it is you would like to be. However, as for me and my house, we will worship the Lord God Almighty, God of Abraham and all who believe in the coming of the Lord.
2007-11-14 11:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by BOC 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
celebrate by dancing naked in the forest like a pagan.
oh yeah, you're a dinosaur, you always dance naked in the forest. OK, I'll join you there, just let me slip out of my thong here.....got it!
SOMEONE PUT ON BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!
2007-11-14 13:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send back all your crosses and communion cups to the church.
2007-11-14 12:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it's been a rough day all around. Join me in having a Baileys and kick back. (((((Zilla)))))
2007-11-14 11:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How do you JUST realize that your not a Christian?
2007-11-14 11:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by simple serenity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you speaking based on your actions or beliefs?
If it is your actions then just lie...that seems to work
If it is your beliefs have a beer, BBQ a baby and pat yourself on your back for this wonderful discovery.
(((Zilla))
I gotta go..I'm in an ugly mood.
2007-11-14 10:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Pray to the great lizard king Zilla, for his pointy forked tongue speaks the truth!
2007-11-14 10:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋