A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 10 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart!"
2007-11-14 10:43:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah
2007-11-14 10:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Sean M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 20:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't make sense to me. What is so funny? What's the purpose? These are the things you should use to make a joke.
2007-11-14 18:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by anon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2007-11-14 19:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-11-14 18:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-14 18:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by <3 Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..thats a good one
2007-11-14 18:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cutie_Pie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2007-11-14 18:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like it.
2007-11-14 18:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by SnapeGerardMCRLover™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA :]]]]]]
2007-11-14 21:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋