reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny,
"especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
2007-11-14 10:23:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it have a star
2007-11-14 13:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Kerensa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Little Johnny jokes :-)
LITTLE JOHNNY GETS DIRTY
Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?"
Johnny replied, " I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
2007-11-14 18:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Gigi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-14 18:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trust Little Johnny to put his foot in it lol
2007-11-14 18:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny really landed his dad in it this time!! lol
2007-11-15 10:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 19:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ol johnny
2007-11-14 18:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-15 06:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that one before,Thank you .
2007-11-14 18:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit racy .lol
2007-11-14 23:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋