A speeding driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too
2007-11-14 09:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smooth, cute, funny, awsome, ahahahhahahh!!!! luv it!
2007-11-14 14:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by ~ya holla bug~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you watch CNN "Black in America"? They touched on this very subject....more about how Black men need to appear very "calm and non-threatening" when dealing with officers at a traffic stop, how they should not question anything the officers say nor make any sudden moves and always keep their hands visible to the officers, all in the attempt to not make the officer feel threatened, so he/she wont use physical violence or force or any undue aggression. Black men in high priced cars are often stopped, Black men in predominately white areas are often stopped and questioned, "driving while Black" is a term that has surfaced to describe this phenomenon, aka profiling.
2016-05-23 04:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by krystle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's just as funny every time... :0)
2007-11-14 09:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey - well done
Very well done
I see you found that old torn 1933 joke book I slung out last week.
Well done.
2007-11-14 09:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a scam!
Pretty funny!!
2007-11-14 09:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by sumting101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... that's really clever!
2007-11-14 09:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cop out .lol
2007-11-14 15:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cute!
2007-11-14 09:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should try that if I ever get pulled over. Thanks for the laugh! :-D
2007-11-14 09:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋