Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
Logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana
. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
"Yeah!"
>
"Did they chop your firewood?"
>
"Yep!"
>
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
2007-11-14 08:44:26 · 7 answers · asked by Green eyes 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao. That was a good one.
2007-11-14 10:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Abby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:32:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!! that is funny kudos to you on the joke!
2007-11-14 08:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really kool..
2007-11-14 09:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one. :-)
2007-11-14 09:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe they sure do!
2007-11-14 09:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA Ha HA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
2007-11-14 08:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mr.Ravenoholic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋