My friends become very concern for me after they see me drinking some beer and water and I never get up to go to the bathroom. But I'm weaing a diaper. They are chide me and say I'm going to get a U.T.I. While this is going on I'm pissing in my diaper. How do I tell them that? How do I break the news to them without them thinking I'm a bit strange?
2007-11-14 08:36:57 · 14 answers · asked by Sals-A-Wals 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
When they start to pick on you about not going to the bathroom just tell them you don't have to. Tell them you have a very good reason for not having to waist time going to some dirty bathroom in a bar and having to sit on a dirty toilet seat.
When they ask why, just explain to them that you decided a long time ago that you no longer wanted to deal with that so you started to wear a diaper when you go out drinking. By doing that you no longer have to worry about catching anything anymore.
A wet diaper for an hour or two is more sanitary than some toilet seats and bathrooms that I have seen.
Good luck.
2007-11-14 15:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by wetsaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you know very well that after some drinking, you were unable to get up to go to the bathroom and for precaution you have decided to wear a diaper. You friends may have a good laugh upon hearing this but they'll get over it in no time. Since you said that your friends were concerned about you over this, they'll understand and won't think you are a strange person
2007-11-14 16:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by chesney c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont say it at dinner, and there is 2 simple ways to solve this problem.
Solution One: Just excuse yourself to the bathroom and chnage your diaper.
Solution two: Just tell them somewhere else other than at dinner because they might think its rude to discuss it over food
2007-11-14 16:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, unless your friends are flaming morons....they know you are wearing a diaper. Enjoy the dinner party - it'll probably be the last one you're invited to.
2007-11-14 21:43:30 · answer #4 · answered by artistagent116 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you wearing and actually peeing in a diaper? They are to help with accidents not promote laziness
2007-11-14 18:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by babegirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TMI (too much information)for your friends, and quite frankly for us, too. They clearly haven't had enough to drink if they are still counting beers and correlating drinks to bathroom breaks.
2007-11-14 16:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by GEEGEE 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need to tell them? If you want to change it, simply excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. And if they told you that they want to know when it happens, then why do you worry about it?
2007-11-14 16:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by socrates 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you have solved the problem of breaking the seal. You, ma'am, are a genius and your friends should feel lucky to know you.
2007-11-14 17:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by Frances. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have bladder control problems, I would say you're damn lazy. Just the idea of sitting in my own piss (diaper or not) makes me sick.
2007-11-14 16:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by The Desert Bird 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you need to tell them anything. Shrug it off and pay it no mind.
I'd say that kind of conversation is rude for dinner conversation.
2007-11-14 16:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Guma Kawauso 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋