What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?
2007-11-14 08:07:37 · 15 answers · asked by Nerds Rule! 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I see I'm not the only one who watched Jim Gaffigan last night.
"Those gates were tough to build. We had to go to Hell to get a contractor."
2007-11-14 08:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ever ask your self why they call then the "pearly" gates? to function to the sweetness. i've got seen some tremendously effective gates in my day! REV 21: 21 The twelve gates have been twelve pearls, each and every gate created from a single pearl. the super highway of the city exchange into of 24-karat gold, like sparkling glass. 22 i did no longer see a temple interior the city, because of the fact our lord god Almighty and the Lamb are its temple. 23 the city would not desire the sunlight or the moon to polish on it, for the honour of God supplies it gentle, and the Lamb is its lamp. 24 The countries will walk with the aid of its gentle, and the kings of the earth will carry their elegance into it. 25 On no day will its gates ever be close, for there'll be no night there. REV 22:14 "Blessed are people who wash their robes, that they might have the perfect to the tree of existence and can bypass in the process the gates into the city. Bri
2016-10-16 12:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the gated communities in my town are in the "best" part of town...and they offer people who can afford it a higher level of protection from people that choose to prey on others. No, I'm not alarmed, I'm thankful that God wants to give me a home in a place that's protected from the influence of people that choose to harm themselves and others.
2007-11-14 08:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by KAL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the bible, there's all kinds of undesirables hanging about and banging at the gate at all times. Definitely not the place you want to move the kids to.
2007-11-14 08:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, gated community, yes I'm alarmed at the concept as well. It's exclusionary as hell! All those poor Japanese and Chinese, and Neanderthals, and Ancient Greeks, well I guess they'll be roasting on Satan's BBQ, thanks a lot God lol
2007-11-14 08:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not bothered by it. You can always go through the back door, or catapult over the gate.
2007-11-14 08:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jail is a gated community also. Ask me. I'll tell you.
2007-11-14 08:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said it is in a gated community. Where did you read that in the good book ?
2007-11-14 08:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by yasses 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
youve obviously never been to africa where all houses are gated and many areas of a bunch of houses are gated in!!!
2007-11-14 08:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by fizzammm! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's to keep the trolls out. With no trolls, there's less chance of rage, hence no murder.
2007-11-14 08:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋