A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
beer before it starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b
*stard! You waltz in
here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."
2007-11-14 07:32:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha good one! Here's a star!
2007-11-14 07:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Mouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When i first took my son off the concerta he was taking, we started with a cleanse for 7 days. After that we started with an Omega 3 mood enhancer by Country life(At wholefoods), and also with Neu b calmd'. We noticed a changed after about two weeks then after about a month it was apparent he was doing much better. Along with the regimen, we also had to make some big changes in his diet.
2016-04-04 01:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha ..thats a great one ...hahaha
its true ..that man should be spanked so hard ...
He even had guts to say ..oh sh*t, its started..
crazy old man huh !!
2007-11-14 17:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-14 08:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-14 07:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
So funny because its depicted my life down to a tee !!! lol !!!
ps, have a star!
2007-11-14 08:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-11-14 17:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-11-14 09:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i"ve said it before,and i"ll saay it again where do you get them from??*
2007-11-14 07:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋