Some of them are so wound up they are making far less sense than normal....
2007-11-14 06:58:02 · 22 answers · asked by Diane (PFLAG) 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I scare Gina..
BOO!!!!
LOL
2007-11-14 07:07:47 · update #1
Grats on the impending Daddom, Emperor Insania the Creator
Now walk around with your chest out like you are the first man ever to get a woman pregnant all dads are allowed to :)
I also suggest pointing at her expanding belly with pride my husband did that alot too.. LOL
2007-11-14 07:18:10 · update #2
LOL..... Emperor Insania the Creator
Now all that's left is asking everyone in the 25 mile radius "Isn't this the best baby ever made?" after the delivery...
My husband trapsed around the hospital with the baby in tow asking complete strangers... The ladies and gents in the geratric ward really enjoyed it... They all kept telling him "She looks like one of the very best." LOL
2007-11-14 13:50:38 · update #3
The Atheist Mafia has them scared...
2007-11-14 07:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by War Games AM 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The preachers have gotten on to this thing about taking heaven by storming the gates. Weapons and all and of course it is directed at anyone that doesn't claim heaven for themselves. The bible instructs to take by force if necessary. The bible is a dangerous book. The anarchists cookbook is safer than the bible. It doesn't promote violence like the "good book" does.
btw If they knew what the "gates" really are they would freak out. lol
2007-11-14 15:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave them my top-ten list of the most fantastic stories of the Bible. They didn't like my list.
10 Adam and Eve and Their Talking Snake.
9 Jonah in the Big Fish, having to eat what the fish ate. Then he got sick and vomited and the fish vomited and that was the end of that story.
8 God Turned Elaine Into Salt
7 Manna from heaven, and it caused them cramps.
6 Elija Went into heaven on a Charriot of fire.
5 Dead people came out of their graves and walked into town and caused trouble. It was Jesus making good on his threat IF YOU INDICT ME I WILL COMMAND THE DEAD TO RISE
4 Moses turned his rod into a snake.
3 God Turned the Nile River into Blood
2 Jesus rose into the sky and became a god.
1 Joshua stopped the sun.
2007-11-14 15:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a big program on Nova last night about evolution vs. creationism and intelligent design.
I am thinking that some people might be a little wound up from that.
2007-11-14 15:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2007-11-14 15:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Pretty in punk chick 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Probably because they realize they don't know how to answer any of the hard questions that Atheists have. They must feel backed into a corner and so the natural reaction is to start pushing back.
2007-11-14 19:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd like to know that, myself. The fringe fundies* are running me ragged.
*no slam, condemnation, or derision against any specific group intended. Your mileage may vary.
EDIT: Whoa, Emperor! Congrats!
2007-11-14 15:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It because we are quickly running out of time to share about the awesome love and plan of God...We know his return in eminent
2007-11-14 15:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by Commander 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pre-Millennial Tension. They're all cranky the second coming hasn't come yet.
2007-11-14 15:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Inferiority complex
2007-11-14 15:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I asked some questions concerning the reliability of the KJV of the bible... ;-)
I dunno! I'm only hyper due to my status of dad in about 8 months.
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I've already done the pointing thing and proclaimed - "Hey look what I did!" ;-)
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That will probably happen!
2007-11-14 15:13:12 · answer #11 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋