1. There are no gods.
2. Never capitalize the 'g' in god unless it's at the beginning of a sentence.
3. Idolize the Cadillac, the machine gun and Richard Dawkins.
4. Do not misspell atheist or thou shalt be wearing cement overshoes.
5. Remember science and logic.
6. Honor critical thinking.
7. Try to not report anything but porn or personal threats
8. Become familiar with evolutionary theory.
9. Do not make claims without sources/evidence/data.
10. Do not give up trying to bring sanity to the masses.
2007-11-14 06:24:37 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is a joke. Some of you need to loosen your shorts --- Rev. Einstein, you need to pull yours down from over your head.
2007-11-14 06:39:28 · update #1
MAFIA? MAFIA? WHO ARE THEY?
2007-11-14 07:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) True.
2) I'm indifferent. I do capitalize it within a sentence, but only to show that I'm referring to the CHRISTIAN god in particular.
3) ... no. But Dawkins is a cool guy. I RESPECT him... not idolize.
4) Sure thing cap'n.
5) Duh.
6) Yep.
7) I like porn... *smiles*
8) I already am.
9) Most of the time...
10) NEVER!
2007-11-14 06:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Beletje_vos AM + VT 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Got it.
2. Never do (even at the beginning of sentences sometimes)
3. The older the caddy the better- Machine guns are overrated, but useful against a crowd... I prefer the .44 mag one shot one kill method- Dawkins? Friggin genius
4. I don't
5. got it
6. got it
7. got it
8. Been there done that
9. Got it
10. Ohhh tough one- but I'll try.
2007-11-14 06:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Couric's 15 Minutes... 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I capitalize the "g" in "god" SOMETIMES when referring to the Judeo-Christian, Biblical, Abrahamic deity Yahweh, but I usually include his entire title (like I just did). I won't capitalize anymore. I usually try not to anyway. It's a bad habit.
I will take the oath.
I am a loyal and true AM member.
2007-11-14 06:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I prefer not to take an oath to any kind of Commandments, or idolize anything or anyone at all... sounds too much like a religion.
2007-11-14 06:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree to all except the second.
I will not capitalize god unless it is grammatically incorrect.
But if I'm referring to the Abrahamic god, then, yeah, I will, because in the context of theological interpretations it is a proper noun.
2007-11-14 06:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I swore the oath while holding a copy of Playboy,is that ok?
2007-11-15 18:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do so swear to the oath, Don Printninja.
And may all your children be secular humanists.
2007-11-14 10:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 1 should be modified:
There are no supernatural being, powers or places; no gods, no psychics, no afterlife.
Count me in.
2007-11-14 07:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will do, except for the machine gun. I'll idolize my Nerf Rapid Fire instead.
2007-11-14 06:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make number 3 a corvette and I'm in...
2007-11-14 07:59:20 · answer #11 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋