A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-11-14 06:20:44 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha lol like it.
2007-11-14 06:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha That was a good one! Have you heard this one?
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
" Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
2007-11-14 06:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Becks 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 13:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny! Go u.
2007-11-14 06:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite a good one
2007-11-14 06:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by yeng mee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hmmm yeah haha
2007-11-14 06:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 .lol
2007-11-14 06:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one made my day, complete! lol.
2007-11-14 11:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another classic, well dug up chelle
starred
2007-11-14 10:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
v good lol
2007-11-14 06:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋