2007-11-14 06:19:44 · 19 answers · asked by novangelis 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It fell off the back of the truck.
We need it because otherwise the creationists will use it to prove that abiogenesis can't happen in a closed jar of peanut butter.
2007-11-14 06:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Second rule of the Atheist Mafia: Deny everything!
2007-11-14 16:22:21 · answer #2 · answered by jt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now bring me a missing truckload of pasta, and I'll give you some suspects to look at.
2007-11-14 14:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, it was Elvis. He's making thousands of Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches.
2007-11-14 14:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by Murazor 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The first rule of the atheist mafia is that we never speak about the atheist mafia.
2007-11-14 14:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Let Me Think 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
*looks around nervously*
"Psst! The peanut butter is currently being held hostage in a warehouse down by the river......"
2007-11-14 14:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Darn those atheists are so sneaky. I warned them about touching my peanut butter.
2007-11-14 14:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I needed it to play a practical joke on Zilla, he is still licking the roof of his mouth
2007-11-14 14:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, it was the Bronx Zoo. Elephant food!
2007-11-14 14:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by Barbie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, now we'll convert all the silly believers to atheists by offering them PB&J sandwiches. Mwahahah.
2007-11-14 14:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋