1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:
a. Don't pee on the tree
b. Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
c. Mind your tail when you are near the tree
d. If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:
a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
b. Don't eat off the buffet table
c. Beg for goodies subtly
d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
e. Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach
6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:
a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly important)
b. Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
c. Tolerate children
d. Turn on your charm big time
7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night.
DON'T BITE HIM!!
2007-11-14 05:58:35 · 14 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol Now how do I get my dog to understand these rules?!
2007-11-14 06:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer opt to sound pessimistic right here yet in case you haven't any longer put in the attempt and time yet in this entire 3 hundred and sixty 5 days then the possibility of ever having those canine properly knowledgeable is slender. First issues first, you ought to never of offered 2 clutter sisters at the same time. It takes an experienced individual with particularly some time on their palms to develop 2 puppies at the same time, extraordinarily clutter sisters. Secondly, whoever to procure your puppies from ought to never have bought a 14 year previous without adventure 2 clutter sisters at the same time. according to threat you ought to of researched this in the previous the rest. even nevertheless, in my opinion and being quite elementary -- you have now have been given far extra paintings to do to get the pair of them knowledgeable in any respect as they now have majorly undesirable conduct. you will unlike this suggestion yet in all certainty those canine desire splitting up and coaching separately, and to do this i think of you stand far extra of a threat of keeping one to coach in case you enable the different to be rehomed. If those 2 canine went into rescue they could be split up besides, as all of us with adventure could be waiting to be sure that the activity of coaching them the two at the same time as they have one yet another is going to be ten situations extra durable. Why no longer physique of innovations your mum with this theory and a sensible plan related to going to training club etc. do no longer think of you stand a threat in any different case.
2016-10-16 12:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 12:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-14 06:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by DaveNCUSA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, If I had a dog I would have shown that to it. I will share this with my sisters dog. Hope it works.
2007-11-14 06:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by DeathDragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2007-11-14 06:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Kitty Sucks! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell my dont read or listen to me
am up th poppie shaft then I guess
lol
2007-11-14 10:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by angelrose0105 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm if only this aplied to my sisters rabbit !
2007-11-14 06:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-14 06:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by tsumetaitenshi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i wish that my dog would follow these
2007-11-14 06:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋