ok, there are three boys, one called zip, one caled willy and the other called pee, in a class and they have a spelling test in their next lesson, which they havent studied, so they decide to hide from their teacher.
zip hides on top of the cuboard
willy hides in the cuboard
and pee hides underneath the teachers desk
anyway pretty soon their teacher comes in the room and she says
zip, down
willy, out
pee, in the corner
2007-11-14 05:58:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats an old joke .... sigh
2007-11-14 06:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by plasterur 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I have never heard this joke before. It was pretty funny.
2007-11-14 06:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Becks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA luv it babes made me giggle lots ta
2007-11-14 20:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by LITTLE NUGGET 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heared that joke like a hundred times and tell it myself but everytime i hear it i still cant help but laugh
2007-11-14 06:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 21:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-11-14 06:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny,but it is old and i heard it before but keep em commin,
2007-11-14 06:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats hillarious
starrrr
2007-11-14 08:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny hehehe pmsl
2007-11-14 06:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha still laffing ha ha ha ha...
need a pee, gna wet myself
2007-11-14 06:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by Shirley V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋