Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
‘’What’s that?'’ asked Jenny.
‘’Well,'’ said Johnny, ‘’if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.”’
2007-11-14 05:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds like our little johnny aint so little anymore
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2007-11-14 10:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny jokes are always good. Lmao
2007-11-14 08:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That a good one...but I guess a bad one for daddy.... Hey Jim...what's with you tonight and all the jokes about penis??? It's unlike you...didn't you get any this week-end?
2016-04-04 01:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Everyone Loves Johnny",
2007-11-14 06:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Mia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did u find your Perfect penis?
2007-11-14 06:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this ....somewhere lately,and again......in the queue for later ! still funny tho,thanx
2007-11-14 06:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent star4u
2007-11-14 10:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl..
Top marks once again*
2007-11-14 06:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you do it? Good one! lol.
2007-11-14 11:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather rude.lol
2007-11-14 06:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋