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There was a young girl who loved to wear dresses everyday to school.

One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.

She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could clearly see her underpants.

When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the kids just wanted to see her underpants so she told the girl not to climb the pole again.

Of course the little girl didn’t believe her mom and the next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her underpants and laughed.

When she went home she told her mother the news. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn’t climb the pole. She told her, “They just want to see your underpants and if you climb the pole again your grounded!”

The next day the same boy asked her to climb the pole for more goodies, so up the pole she went.

When she came home she told her mother what she got for climbing the pole and her mother went ape. “I told you they only wanted to see your underpants!” she raged.

“But mommy”, the little girl answered, “this time I was smart enough not to wear any.”

2007-11-14 05:54:57 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

33 answers

lmao. bet it was a bit windy up that flagpole. :-)

2007-11-14 05:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Remember that 15 year olds are below the age of consent, so going out would be ALL that you could do at her age, and you'd have to be very careful about that. However, I think you'd be wise to wait if you want this girl in your life for a long time. Very, very few of us knew what we wanted at 15, and for most of us, boyfriends didn't last long at that age. Since you are so much older, things would probably be better if you wait until she is a junior or senior in high school.

2016-05-23 03:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by georgina 3 · 0 0

Ahhhhhhhhhh I would die as a mother hahahahahahaha. Its funny but at the same time its not cuz kids actually do this stuff. Its a creepy world we live in!

2007-11-14 05:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa M 2 · 2 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-14 13:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Im dusgusted at how funny i found that ! I now feel disgusted with myself for laughing at such a corny joke

2007-11-14 06:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Lol thats really good didnt see the end coming!

2007-11-14 05:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hahahahaha
An oldie but a goodie.

2007-11-14 05:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 3 1

She had a bare faced cheek

2007-11-14 05:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ha! Finally, I seen that one coming. lol.

2007-11-14 11:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0 0

Lol. very funny

2007-11-14 05:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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