Does it involve literally making bones (or fossils) and then planting them in the ground?
2007-11-14 05:47:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My bone is reserved for the VT's.
2007-11-14 05:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by bamidélé 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You can also take a single, small chicken bone and make a drawing that extrapolates the entire organism into a gigantic, six-armed fire-breathing dinosaur that uses tools.
Or, just invent a scientific "theory" and millions of pieces of physical evidence to support it for the sole purpose of undermining a single sentence in the Bible.
2007-11-14 05:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you must work with the Jewish Zionism Christian Abolishment League to create and bury fossils. But you must also bride the scientists who find them into dating the fossils to be millions of years old.
2007-11-14 05:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, sometimes we like to get the bones from a dog and mix it in with the bones of a chicken and invent a whole new species.
Oh wait, I wasn't meant to say that...
2007-11-14 05:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Neil G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I figure it involves throwing bones at rival gangs such as The Orphans or The Warriors.
2007-11-14 05:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're being too literal. It can be anything cold-hearted. For me, it was taking the last seat on the bus last week and letting an old lady stand for 30 minutes.
2007-11-14 05:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually I just rub up against the nearest male the "Bone" just raises up on it's own...
A latex molding kit and I am in business, one "Bone" ready for burial :)
2007-11-14 05:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is not enough just to bury your bone, you must also display the ability to produce multiple organisms
2007-11-14 06:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by Peter A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a choice. It can involve fossils, but eating babies and constructing altars to Satan are also options.
2007-11-14 05:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must make at least three Christians use foul language by asking just one question.
2007-11-14 05:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about we make a fake Noah's ark and then let the Christians go wild over it for a while before we let them in on the secret?
2007-11-14 05:51:51 · answer #11 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋