If everything evolved from monkeys, there should still be transitional forms with wings that evolved into birds--Your "Theory" just doesn't make sense
2007-11-14 04:58:16 · 17 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They ran out of bananas. Bananas may be our Worst Nightmare (TM), but they also are the source of our magical evil-lution powers. We both fear and revere the mighty Cavendish banana.
The Wicked Witch of the West ran plumb out, because all the bananas washed ashore on a Dutch island, so the flow of Atheist Banana Power was diverted from Oz.
2007-11-14 05:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So true. I mean the evilutionists insist that changes are a result of environmental pressures. Why couldn't they have just gotten some regular monkeys and kept saying "c'mon, grow some wings stupid monkeys" and pressured the wings out of them?
2007-11-14 05:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just curious How is it that its easier to believe that some guy in the sky created us out of dirt one day then ripped a rib out of a guy and created females easier to believe than people evolving from another life form. Do you need the creation thing just to boost your ego or is it simply so that you can feel that you are really special and superior to anything else.
2007-11-14 05:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by upside 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah! those damned flying monkeys scared me, too! As an grownup, i'm afraid of thermonuclear warheads, intercontinental ballistic missiles, and arranged faith. not something scares me like a Christian fundamentalist interior the White residing house, extraordinarily an unapologetic blatant Dominionist like GWB.
2016-09-29 05:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by doble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I see your inquiring mind is not just limited to the bible. I am sure that the Wizard of Oz is another source of information that is perfectly suited to your intense desire for knowledge. May I also recommend Alice in Wonderland?
2007-11-14 05:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humans evolved from monkeys... not birds... However, if you want to know... Oz is not on Earth... therefore... they would have different creatures than us.
2007-11-14 05:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is a theory just like gravity. Oh Oh!!! I just watched a guy float away!!! Gravity must not exist because its only a theory!!!
2007-11-14 05:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And why do they all look suspiciously like Lt. Col. Oliver North?
(I swear -- hit the "pause" button the next time you Tivo it!)
2007-11-14 05:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know you didn't watch Wizard of Oz... there are references to good witches in it...
2007-11-14 05:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"If everything evolved from monkeys..." Stopped reading there
2007-11-14 05:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ian 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋