S/he that explains him/herself better shall be given 10 points!!
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Question: What have you got to say to explain yourself?
Disclaimer: this is purely for entertainment purposes
2007-11-14 04:48:59 · 38 answers · asked by Antares 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I swear I didn't mean it. I only had these little glasses. Ok, so I had 72 of them. But still, they were only this big *holds fingers about 2 inches high* I mean, how bad can they be. It isn't my fault the idiot pulled in front me. Who cares if I was in his lane?!?! That's not the point! the point is, he swerved in front of me, so it is his fault. I don't get why he is suing me. No officer, I haven't been drinking in the last 24 hours. Why?
2007-11-14 04:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About me: I am a stay@home wife and mother of 3. I am strong in my beliefs of God
But I hope just to have fun and learn things and give a positive perspective on the God I believe in.
I don't want to change people but just an understanding of Believers. I hope I'll be a good example but I am, by human nature a person that messes up from time to time probably everyday-yes everyday.
I had a rough childhood and wasn't raised in church and been on both sides of not caring if there was or were not a God.
I have an understanding of respect for an individual belief.
I also try to be funny but it may come out as dry humor and not be very funny!
Music is great I love to sing and My church has a full band. We Rock!!
I am Christian_Non Denominational.
2007-11-14 05:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bobbie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok- I think that your "God" is the Sun. Why???
All our ancestors had to look at was the Sun and stars. Thats what brought life- the Sun. No one back then could read or write so they had to pass on what they had seen into stories so everyone could know. They made these stories into Gods and Goddesses to make it interesting. So overtime this has been manipulated into what we now know as Christianity. ONLY because they wanted to make money and keep people good. Well I wish that was workin for them.
So thats me- thats what I believe and i think when I die I will be a spirit that will be able to fly around the Universe. Its not a total fluke that we are the way we are. There are Heavens and Hells- its all in what you think is gonna happen.
Oh ya- I Love Zeitgeistmovie.com!! Best movie ever!!!!!
2007-11-14 04:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen I could sit here and give all the reasons why I am the most experienced, most qualified, and best able to do the job. But allow me to be frank with you. Please look me in the eye, and search your heart, and you will find your answer.
*now I give you a semi-thumbs up and a half-smile*
2007-11-14 04:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am all I can prove exists. Therefore you are are part of my imagination, and if I answer this I am talking to myself. Thats Crazy.
QED "Im Crazy"
If the world is sane than im "IN Sane" and cant get off
2007-11-14 04:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't mean to eat 6 slices of pizza last night. I was really hungry from playing sports all day, and I guess my body was begging for calories/nutrients. It was pretty good pizza though.
I'm hungry...
2007-11-14 04:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Explain myself ..... hmmmm, okay I'll give it a whirl
I'm here because God created me within my mother's womb.
Psalm 139:13-16 For You have formed my inward parts; You have covered me in my mother's womb. 14 I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Marvelous are Your works, And that my soul knows very well. 15 My frame was not hidden from You, When I was made in secret, And skillfully wrought in the lowest parts of the earth. 16 Your eyes saw my substnace, being yet unformed. And in Your book they all were written, The days fashioned for me, When as yet there were none of them.
I'm here for His good pleasure
Ephesians 1:3-6 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us with every spiritual blessing in the heavenly places in Christ, 4 "just as He chose us in Him before the foundation of the world", that we should be holy and without blame before Him in love, 5 having predestined us to adoption as sons by Jesus Christ to Himself, "according to the good pleasure of His will", 6 to the praise of the glory of His grace, by which He has made us accepted in the Beloved.
I'm here to be salt, light and to preach the Gospel
I'm here to be salt (Matt. 5:13) and light (Matt. 5:14) in this world and most importantly to share the Gospel message (Mark 16:15) with all who will listen in season and out of season (II Tim. 4:2).
Does that justify my being here and who I am?
2007-11-14 09:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Im just a kind of stupid girl from Indonesia, that gettin so hard to learn english
huhuu
2007-11-14 05:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Dina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could you have asked anything more obscure?
I don't have to explain myself to anyone walking this world.
When Jesus opens the Book of Life, I will have to explain myself to Him, and there will be tears of sadness and tears of joy as I explain myself.
2007-11-14 04:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by midtown girl 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, I'm a Squirrel; What'd ya expect?!
2007-11-14 04:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Skippy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋