Ladies Bumper Stickers
- So many men, so few who can afford me
- God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends
- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog
- Coffee - Chocolate - Men... Some things are just better rich
agree or disagree?
2007-11-14 04:34:43 · 35 answers · asked by . 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come on guys, or girls, it was just meant to be funny. No need to get all bent out of shape. :)
2007-11-14 04:41:50 · update #1
Alright, let's see here.
1. I don't care if a man can "afford" me or not, I take care of myself.
2. Prozac did not make me friends with anyone, lol. I took it in high school and it made me want to kill myself. weirdness
3. I concur. I love chocolate.
4. My mother is definitely good at making me feel guilty.
5. I'm not a princess and I've never sought a prince or a frog.
6. I like chocolate rich, but I don't drink coffee and I don't care if a man is rich or dirt poor as long as he is a good man.
2007-11-14 04:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Linz VT•AM 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
those are funny...i've *seen* most of them before, but they're still funny!
-who needs a therapist when you have sisters
-a wise man once said...i don't know, ask a woman
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
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7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
eggshell.
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2007-11-14 06:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
These two I definitely agree with! lol =)
2007-11-14 04:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by River 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
greater effective than a splash off base - yet that's the difficulty - there is merely sufficient certainty to make it sound good. for sure.. not each and every thing is alive, the mysteries of existence have very lots to do with intelligence - What the heck does "The universe isn't an psychological technique" mean? and the final sentence is merely skewed - we'd desire to think of for ourselves as quickly as we see those issues. Be very afraid.
2016-09-29 05:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by doble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THESE ARE GREAT!
I love the chocolate in heaven one!!!
Here's another one - to find your handsome prince you have to kiss a lot of frogs. I had this poster in my room when I was a teenager and yes, there are lots of frogs out there!
2007-11-14 05:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mom is DEFINITELY a travel agent for guilt trips!
At least I finally got her to stop guilt tripping me about having a baby!
2007-11-14 06:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer that last one modified to: "I like my men how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and rich." I read that on a coffee mug somewhere. I'm no gold digger, but it still makes me laugh.
I used to have a bumper sticker that said "Uppity Women Unite!" All my friends thought it was so funny that we made shirts.
2007-11-14 06:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel loves lasagna 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny, not necessarily something i would put on my car though- may send out negative images.
I like my mom and i don't plan on getting into a situation where i would have to discuss my affordability, thank you very much.
except for the last one though. that one i agree with completely lol.
2007-11-14 04:42:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not a fan of most of those, except:
"Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog"
They're funny, though.
2007-11-14 04:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Oh This one Definetly!!!!
"My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips"
2007-11-14 04:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋