My second cousin was on a camping trip recently and told me that her and her boyfriend were both attacked by a killer donkey. At first I was like wow, my cousin is crazy but when I actually went to visit her in he hospital, she was all cut up and bruised! So my question is, how can you protect ourself against killer donkies while on a camping trip?
2007-11-14 04:13:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Don't stand or walk behind them or they will mule kick your BLEEP!
2007-11-14 05:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Len 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is only one cure for a killer Donkey and that is to eat him, spit roasted over a small fire for 8 hours, Don't forget that you must kill him first or you will be reported to the National Donkey League, oh yes skin him as well, and take his hooves off and them cute fluffy ears, those ears can be mounted on a stick and used in place of a feather duster. Waste not, want not.
2007-11-14 12:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep a low voice, and try not to sound like an A**. Donkeys are attracted to one another.
2007-11-14 12:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by xooxcable 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the only known way to protect yourself is to cover yourself from head to toe in human urine every time you leave the tent. killer donkeys hate that stuff
2007-11-14 12:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't put your tent in a pasture with livestock; most are gentle but you never know, animals can always spook, get tangled in something and fight to get out, or you discover too late you're in with a stallion/bull/etc.
2007-11-14 16:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you wonder why donkies are near wooded areas.
2007-11-14 13:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by Academy& Clockworthy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
donkeys don't attack humans...but as in this case...you should but a basseball bat and some sneeze powder
2007-11-14 12:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by whitey_sayz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋