a) One man fortunately found an old lamp somewhere. there was a gene inside the lamp. the gene told the man to wish something but the condition is that whatever he'd get, his wife will get double of it. the man thought for a while and said COOL! GIVE ME 1 BILLION GOLD COINS AND MAKE ME HALF-DEAD!
b) one guy dropped his very old dad in a coach-bus and told the conductor to tell his dad when Woodland comes. The bus started its journey and passed lots of stations and also passed Woodland. The conductor totally forgot about it. After quite a while when remembered that he was very ashamed to himself. so he talked to the driver and then after a long hot conversation the driver agreed to go back. and the bus turned back and after a long way doing lots of troubles they managed to get back in Woodland. then the conductor went to the old man and said SIR, IT'S WOODLAND, YOU CAN GET OFF. the old man replied, ME? I DONT WANNA GET OFF HERE, MY SON TOLD ME TO EAT HIGH PRESSURE TABLET
2007-11-14 03:47:46 · 5 answers · asked by Purbasha 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHEN THE BUS COMES TO WOODLAND
2007-11-14 03:48:09 · update #1
The first one is funny, but I don't get the second one.
2007-11-14 03:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-11-14 12:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-14 12:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the second one, but the first one is ok.
2007-11-14 12:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah his b oner was soft!!!
2007-11-19 10:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by ray y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋