Pls star if you like this one... Thx.
Joke - After dinner drink?
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized for only fifty dollars. There's just one condition... "
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and too
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took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...
"Clean... my... house."
2007-11-14 03:41:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Peter you are a moron, it's a dinner joke it is supposed to be involved, and it was a very good one at that.
2007-11-14 04:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by wayne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Funny!
2016-05-23 03:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before! Woman walks into the kitchen sees her husband standing there holding a fly swatter. "What are you doing" she asks. "Hunting flies" he responds. "Having any luck" she asks. "Yes, I've killed one male and two females" he says. Puzzled she asks "How could you tell". He responds "One was on a beer can, two were on the phone"!
2007-11-14 03:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-14 04:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Funny.
2007-11-14 03:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-11-14 04:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have just Wasted 1 Minute ans 30 seconds of my life NAY is my answer it takes to long to get to the punchline
2007-11-14 03:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by Peter T 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
OK !!!!
It is odd, but it would have taken me 4 months to figure that out, too !!
2007-11-14 04:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*chuckle* very funny!
2007-11-14 03:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I like it........
2007-11-14 03:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by fiofunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋