Don't know why he would talk about THAT subject?

Question

A vicar is asked by the youth pastor of his church to talk about sex at the next youth meeting. He agrees on a date, the 17th, and a time, 8.00pm. However, with all things, to remind himself he had to write it in his diary. He started writing 'Sex' then thought he better not, just in case someone read it and misinterpreted what it meant. Instead he wrote sailing, no-one would think anything of it but he would know what it meant.
The 16th rolled around and the youth pastor thinks it would be a good idea to ring up the vicar's house, just to confirm everything. However, the vicar's wife is the only one in. But she thinks, to be of help to the youth pastor, she would check the diary to make sure nothing else was going on before so he to make sure he wouldn't be late or anything for the talk.
However when she turns to the 17th in the diary, and sees sailing she responds to the the youth pastor, " I don't know why he is talking about that, he's only done it twice, the 1st time he was sick

and the second his hat blew off!"









I'm sorry if it's not crude enough for you, but I thought it was funny!

Answer 1

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Good one, not heard it before!

10/10 cheers for the laughs!!

Star on its way! *

Answer 2

Pretty funny! 8/10!

Answer 3

It is a funny joke, I just can't laugh, because my customers are driving me crazy right now, :(

Answer 4

sweet. Made me laugh

Answer 5

Something is missing....

Answer 6

well.lol

Answer 7

ok

Answer 8

i love it!!!

Answer 9

Okay... :-)