Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys. I told the wife that I would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."
2007-11-14 01:36:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I feel you, i tried the same thing but the damn cuckoo bird got stuck in my throat when i was trying to convince to keep cuckooing .
2007-11-14 01:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by bear 56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my husband would try!
Very funny, Have a star.
2007-11-14 10:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by RLD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jody, Hehehehehehehehehe... A great one. You earn your star.
A Friend,
poppy1
2007-11-15 00:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
looooool
soo funny I'd give you 5 stars if i could
2007-11-14 10:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by teenage_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it's good enough for me
you get a gold star!!!!
2007-11-14 09:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by mad_lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-14 09:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by ۩Ҝдяї۩ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome, lol. *smile* starred
2007-11-14 09:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-14 09:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋